“Had my parents
been so innocent as to have taught me this Doctrine in the time of my youth, I
had saved my skull from being cloven to the brain in the late War for the
Parliament against the King” …
The doctrine was
that of Isaiah 21, 2: “A grievous vision
was showed unto me, the transgressor against the transgressor, and the
destroyer against the destroyer”,
and the wounded man was Roger Crab, who (in what is for him an unusually
rational response) decided that he had seen enough of killing, and then
extended this revulsion against slaughter to a radical vegetarianism, in which
he imagined that the last days might arrive if predatory birds and animals gave
up their evil ways, and if men imitated Christ in their lives, rather than the
devil Mars:
“If all birds
would take the Dove for an example, and all beasts take the Lamb for their
example, and all men take Christ for their example, then Mars and Saturn, the two chief Devils would be trampled
under feet. Such a time is promised, but not yet.”
That a strict and
restricted vegetarian diet is a Christian obligation is evident to Crab from
the way the Fall of Man came about:
“If natural Adam had kept to his single natural fruits of
Gods appointment, namely fruits and herbs, we had not been corrupted. Thus we
see that by eating and drinking we are swallowed up in corruption”
Like other
traumatized veterans of war, Roger Crab took himself to intense study of the
Bible, and to a hermit’s existence. Society at large he simply sees as a
latter-day version of Sodom and Gomorrah, or a Jerusalem given over to
abomination, as Ezekiel saw it. He had owned a hat shop in Chesham: this he
wound up, gave away to the poor the greater part of his worldly goods and
vigorously set about a course of life designed to subdue the Old Adam. In the
words of his publisher, he
“now liveth at Icknam, near Uxbridge, one a small Rood of ground, for which
he payeth fifty shillings a year and hath a mean Cottage of his own building to
it; but that which is most strange and most to be admired, is his strange
reserved, and Hermetical kind of life, in refusing to eat any sort of flesh,
and saith it is a sin against his body and soul to eat flesh, or to drink any
Beer, Ale, or Wine; his diet is only such poor homely food as his own Rood of
ground beareth, as Corn, Bread, and bran, Herbs, Roots, Dock-leaves, Mallows,
and grass, his drink is water, his apparel is as mean also, he wears a
sackcloth frock, and no band on his neck: and this he saith is out of
conscience, and in obedience to that command of Christ”
Resolved to kill
no more, Crab set about killing ‘himself’, as the unregenerate Old Adam, though
he indeed also seems to have gone close to death by malnutrition – in his own
words:
“instead of
strong drinks and wines, I give the old man a cup of water; and instead of roast
Mutton, and Rabbets, and other dainty dishes, I gave him broth thickened with
bran, and pudding made with bran, & Turnip leaves chopped together, and
grass; at which the Old man (meaning my body) being moved, would know what he
had done, that I used him so hardly; then I showed him his transgression as
aforesaid: so the wars began, The
law of the old man in my fleshly members rebelled against the law of my mind, and had a shrewd skirmish; but the
mind being well enlightened, held it, so that the old man grew sick and weak
with the flux, like to fall to the dust; but the wonderful love of God well
pleased with the Battle, raised him up again, and filled him full of love,
peace, and content in mind, and is now become more humble; for now he will eat
Dock-leaves, Mallows, or Grass, and yields that he ought to give God more
thanks for it, then formerly for roast flesh and wines”. He seems to have had a
small group of adherents, who he would later refer to as ‘the Rationals’, quite
a misnomer, for Captain Robert Norwood “began to follow the same poor diet till
it cost him his life”.
Poor Crab had
suffered a severe head injury, he had then worked as a hatter, and hatters seem
to have exposed themselves while working with felt to lots of mercury, and were
proverbially mad. Self-imposed privation would not have helped a desperate
situation – and, even if he was abstaining from strong drink, he was still consuming
quantities of the 100% proof madness that is the book of Ezekiel.
It is not
surprising to read that he took comfort when he discovered that the birds were
giving him messages direct from God:
“the most high
was pleased to convince me with natural forms, namely birds of the Air, which
every day brought me intelligence according to my worldly occasions; for almost
three years space I have observed them, for they would foretell me of any
danger or cross, or any joy from friends”.
Crab’s publisher
admits that he was a man of “strange opinions”, but, as he is trying to exploit
Crab and sell as many pamphlets about this hermit to the curious as possible,
the publisher tries to keep the focus on Crab’s ‘harmless’ opinions about
eating. But when one looks closer at what Crab says: “eating of flesh is an
absolute enemy to pure nature; pure nature being the workmanship of a pure God,
and corrupt nature under the custody of the Devil” one can sense in him a early
modern, home counties, version of the Catharist ‘pure’ – a dualist who believes
that the flesh must be held in contempt and defiled to demonstrate that
contempt.
Crab was believed
to have denied the immortality of the soul (the ODNB life cites Thomas Edwards’
Gangraena): but, really, he seems to express a notion that living too
fleshly a life will doom us to reincarnation in another low form of body “he
that dyeth with fleshly desires, fleshly inclinations, and fleshly satisfactions;
this being a composure of the spirits of darkness in this body, must rise again
in the same nature, and must be taken into the centre of Mars, the god of flesh, blood, and fire”.
Unless he can eliminate the Old Adam, he will be born again into the Civil War.
Satan has no role here, but is superseded by ‘Mars’, who rules over the hell
that Crab has already experienced once, the hell he must do everything to avoid
going back to.
Crab was
impossible to deal with: he was “well read in the Scriptures, he hath argued
strongly with several Ministers in the Country, about this and other strange
opinions which he holds”. Beneficed ministers – ‘hirelings’ as he calls them -
were most at risk. For Crab had actually followed some of Christ’s more radical
injunctions, especially Matthew 19:21. His publisher had tried one of the
interpretations that might be used to give a swerve to this tricky issue: “I
reasoned the case with him, & told him that I conceived Christ’s meaning
when he bade the young man sell all he had and give to the poor, was, that he
should part with all his dearest Sins, that were as dear to him as his
possessions”.
Not that Crab, as
much as a beneficed clergyman, wasn’t himself faced by difficult texts that
evidently contradicted his ideas – but he can prove with confident bluster that
an awkward text somehow means the exact opposite of what it apparently says:
“Now for the
objection in 1 Tim. 4. v. 3.
where it saith thus; Forbidding
to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats which God hath created, to be
received with giving thanks of them which believe and know the truth: And verse 4. it saith; For every creature of God is good,
and nothing ought to be refused if it be received with thanksgiving. This Scripture being very useful for
the purpose, and will give much light to the adhearers to this opinion, and
conform them of sound principles within themselves; for whosoever shall forbear
marrying, or abstain from meat, from the commandment of men which pretends his
commands to be of God, all that are obedient hereunto will serve the Devil, and
must needs be without the spirit of sanctification; neither are they believers,
neither obey the Truth.”
He refutes
another objection to his principles about the evil of ingestion, based on
another Gospel verse, by a category switch:
“Another
Objection is alleged from that Scripture in Matthew 15. 11. where he saith these words: That which goeth into the mouth
defileth not the man, but that which cometh out of the mouth, that defileth the
man, which is murthers, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false testimonies,
slanders, &c. If this be
meant that any thing put into the mouth cannot defile the body, then no man can
be poisoned.”
Crab considers
what Jesus actually chose to purvey by way of food as a most significant
example, while when Christ attended feasts and weddings, what He actually ate
and drank can be inferred: “let us see what Christ had at his feast with the
people, he being able to command
stones to be bread, or water to be wine, was also
able to command roast Beef or pig: but he was to be exemplary to all people on
earth, in all his actions and doctrine, made an innocent feast for the people
with barley loaves and fishes … we never find that ever he was drunk, or eat
bit of flesh at any of their Feasts, or Wedding”.
Crab is mainly
pitiable – as in his closing rhymes:
If any would know
who is the Author,
Or ask whose lines are these:
I answer, one that drinketh water,
And now a liver at ease.
In drinking cannot be drunk,
Nor am I moved to swear:
And from wenching am I sunk,
My bones are kept so bare.
For it is the grossness of the flesh
That makes the soul to smart …
Or ask whose lines are these:
I answer, one that drinketh water,
And now a liver at ease.
In drinking cannot be drunk,
Nor am I moved to swear:
And from wenching am I sunk,
My bones are kept so bare.
For it is the grossness of the flesh
That makes the soul to smart …
But as the gross
flesh withers away, the waistline of Crab’s ego expands – he is shaping up to
be a prophet, to be the Ezekiel England needs:
O England then repent
For the misery thou art in!
Which have all by consent,
Lived on each others sin.
For the misery thou art in!
Which have all by consent,
Lived on each others sin.
To do him justice, Crab had worried about what would happen
to the economy if everyone ceased to ask for superfluous luxuries – nice hats,
roast beef, etc – wouldn’t a market collapse reduce tradesmen to being paupers?
But the moral imperative pushed him to the decision he made. Crab cites in
crazy fashion from Ezekiel’s crazy book: “Ezekiel took of wheat, barley, and beans, and
lentils, and millet, and fitches, and put them in a vessel, and made bread
thereof; and instead of butter and spice, he was to take cows dung, instead of
men’s dung, to prepare his bread with, and he was to have his portion by
weight, Ezek. 4. 9.” Ezekiel is at this point preparing
his credentials as denouncer of sin in Jerusalem by lying on his left side for
390 days, and then on his right for 40 more. In the midst of these demanding
stipulations God tells him to bake his barley cakes using human dung, Ezekiel
protests that he has never eaten defiled food, and God concedes that he may
cook using dried cow dung instead. In Crab’s truncated version, Ezekiel seems
to use cow dung to spice the bread. I suspect
Crab may have had a go at coprophagy, on the grounds that if it was good enough
for God’s prophet, it was good enough for him.
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